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Underpants Quotes

And it’s bad enough to be caught in your underpants but even worse to be caught in your underpants scratching out a valium prescription on someone else’s pad. David Sedaris
About every six to eight months, I run into a man who astounds me sexually, but between escapades, I'm celibate, which I don't think is any big deal. After two unsuccessful marriages, I find myself keeping my guard up, along with my underpants. Sue Grafton
I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls. Matt Groening
I was ten years old. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day but I knew from commercials that one's menstrual period was a blue liquid that you poured like laundry detergent onto maxi pads to test their absorbency. This wasn't blue so...I ignored it for a few hours. When we got home I pulled my mom aside to ask if it was weird I was bleeding in my underpants. She was very sympathetic but also a little baffled. Her eyes said "Dummy didn't you read 'How Shall I Tell My Daughter ".... Tina Fey
Kurt Vonnegut quote: "I see England, I see France; I see a little girl’s Underpants!"
I see England, I see France; I see a little girl’s Underpants! Kurt Vonnegut
I remember taking my entire wardrobe with me on that trip. It consisted of one shirt on a wire hanger, and one pair of underpants in a carrier bag. Ozzy Osbourne
Tina Fey quote: "It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a..."
It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific. Tina Fey
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan. Bill Watterson
What sort of person," said Salzella patiently, "sits down and writes a maniacal laugh? And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head. Opera can do that to a man. Terry Prachett
Kudra was amused by Alobar's tentative polka until her eyes fell upon the tumescent protrusion dancing with him. Disgusting she thought. An erection is just inappropriate. Then she realized with a shock that she was so wet that children could have sailed toy boats in her underpants. Tom Robbins
Kurt Vonnegut quote: "So now we can build an unselfish society by devoting to..."
So now we can build an unselfish society by devoting to unselfishness the frenzy we once devoted to gold and to underpants. Kurt Vonnegut
Graham Chapman quote: "By the power bestowed in me by the Ministry of Silly..."
By the power bestowed in me by the Ministry of Silly Underpants . . . Graham Chapman
David Sedaris quote: "It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're..."
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers. David Sedaris
During the first break-in I grabbed a load of hangers and thought, 'Magic', I’ll be able to sell this stuff down the pub. But I’d forgotten to take a flashlight with me, and it turned out that the clothes I’d nicked were a bunch of babies’ bibs and toddlers’ underpants. I might as well have tried to sell a turd. Ozzy Osbourne
Bill Watterson quote: "You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship..."
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. Bill Watterson

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