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Your Girlfriend Quotes

My favorite thing to do is to wind those guys up by hitting on their girlfriends. I say, 'I think your girlfriend's gorgeous, but it's all right, I'm gay.' They get very nervous after a few minutes! Adam Garcia
Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go to their girlfriends. Drew Barrymore
If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital M tattooed on each cheek of your ass in pink and brown ink. Then when you bend over, it says "Mom." Also, later on if you're havin' sex with your girlfriend, and her parents are in the next room, when you finish up you can just lie on your back, draw your legs up to your chest and silently say, 'Wow! George Carlin
That was the big joke, wasn't it? The answer to the riddle: There was no one up there in Heaven, making sure the accounts came out right. I'd solved it, hadn't I? Cracked the code? It was all just a joke. The god inside my brother's head was just his disease. My mother had knelt every night and prayed to her own steepled hands. Your baby died because of ... because of no particular reason at all. Your wife left you because you sucked all the oxygen out of the room, so you pretended she was... Wally Lamb
Ben Kingsley quote: "If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become..."
If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death. Ben Kingsley
When new cooks come to work for me, they obviously make mistakes at the beginning or there's some messiness to the presentation. What I always say to them is: 'If you were cooking this for your mother or your girlfriend, would you make those mistakes?' Joel Robuchon
Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. Usher Raymond
Jack Nicholson quote: "You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and..."
You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police. Jack Nicholson
Jack Nicholson quote: "There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the..."
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. Jack Nicholson
Warren Ellis quote: "Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend."
Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend. Warren Ellis
If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart. Ian Mckellen
If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you. Carmen Electra
I grew up in the Bronx where you would stay up late with your girlfriends, just being silly in our bedrooms, whatever. And I was always the clown. Jennifer Lopez
Shirley Knight quote: "The only people you can really share certain things with in..."
The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends. Shirley Knight
Your man Jesus seems to me a bit of a son of a bitch when it comes to women, Roland said. Was He ever married? The corners of Callahans mouth quirked. No he said, but His girlfriend was a whore. Well, Roland said, thats a start. Stephen King

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