TOP 10 George Carlin quotes

10

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

9

Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?

8

I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loath and despise the groups they identify or belong to.

7

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

6

People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

5

Life is a series of dogs.

4

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.

3

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

2

Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away

1

It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.