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TOP 10 santa quotes

Who is not a love seeker when December comes? Even children pray to Santa Claus.

Rod McKuen

One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.

Dennis Franz

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

George Carlin

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

Steven Wright

Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.

Barbara Kingsolver

What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for?

Salman Rushdie

A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.

Herbert Hoover

Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.

Janet Evanovich

Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.

Charles M. Schulz

I split my time between Santa Barbara and Aspen. I live on a pretty fast horse.

Kevin Costner