TOP 10 santa quotes
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
Dennis FranzThe Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
Steven WrightLike kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.
Barbara KingsolverEveryone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.
Janet EvanovichDear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.
Charles M. Schulz