TOP 10 santa quotes

10

Who is not a love seeker when December comes? Even children pray to Santa Claus.

9

One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.

8

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

7

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

6

Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.

5

What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for?

4

A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.

3

Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.

2

Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.

1

I split my time between Santa Barbara and Aspen. I live on a pretty fast horse.