TOP 10 saturday quotes

It's cold out there, colder than a ticket taker's smile at the Ivar Theatre on a Saturday night.
Tom Waits
The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.
George Carlin
By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
Sarah Silverman
The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.
Donna Shalala
It's more important to look good than to feel good. Billy Crystal on Saturday Night Live
Billy Crystal
I didn't grow up thinking of movies as film, or art, but as movies, something to do on a Saturday afternoon.
Sydney Pollack
I always do an all-night horror marathon on Saturdays where we start at seven and go until five in the morning.
Quentin Tarantino