I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.
Craig FergusonAbout author
- Author's profession: Comedian
- Nationality: scottish
- Born: May 17, 1962
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