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George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin quotes

American Comedian, Actor May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008

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George Carlin quote: "A cat will blink when struck with a hammer."
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Meow” means “woof” in cat."
Meow” means “woof” in cat. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the..."
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."
I think I am, therefore, I am... I think. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "What year did Jesus think it was?"
What year did Jesus think it was? George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "I think therefore I am... I think."
I think therefore I am... I think. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Think off-center."
Think off-center. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."
How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies. George Carlin
It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it? George Carlin
I went through the usual stages: imp, rascal, scalawag, whippersnapper. And, of course, after that it's just a small step to full-blown sociopath. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
The planet is fine. The people are fucked. George Carlin
In most polls there are always about 5 percent of the people who 'don't know.' What isn't generally understood is that it's the same people in every poll. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Most people with low self-esteem have earned it."
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a..."
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? George Carlin
As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up. George Carlin

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