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George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin quotes

American Comedian, Actor May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008

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George Carlin quote: "When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When..."
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath."
Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves."
Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth."
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was..."
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "The status quo sucks."
The status quo sucks. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "The older you get, the better you realize you were."
The older you get, the better you realize you were. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual..."
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck."
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack."
Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?"
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a..."
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Electricity is really just organized lightning."
Electricity is really just organized lightning. George Carlin

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