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George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin quotes about people

American Comedian, Actor May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008

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George Carlin quote: "Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them..."
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. George Carlin
Of course, in Los Angeles, everything is based on driving, even the killings. In New York, most people don't have cars, so if you want to kill a person, you have to take the subway to their house. And sometimes on the way, the train is delayed and you get impatient, so you have to kill someone on the subway. That's why there are so many subway murders; no one has a car. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get..."
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. George Carlin
Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure. George Carlin
Tell people an invisible man in the sky created all things, they believe you. Tell them what you've painted is wet, they have to touch it to believe. George Carlin
Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff. George Carlin
There are ten thousand people in the United States in a persistent vegetative state. Just enough to start a small town. Think of them as veggie-burghers. George Carlin
People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those..."
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward. George Carlin
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done. George Carlin
The violence of the Left is symbolic, the injuries are not intended. The violence of the Right is real - directed at people, designed to cause injuries. Vietnam, nuclear weapons, police out of control are intentional forms of violence. The violence from the Right is aimed directly at people and the violence from the Left is aimed at institutions and symbols. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as..."
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can..."
I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes. George Carlin
George Carlin quote: "The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
The planet is fine. The people are fucked. George Carlin
In most polls there are always about 5 percent of the people who 'don't know.' What isn't generally understood is that it's the same people in every poll. George Carlin

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