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He wanted to journey through dark labyrinths and wrestle with the strangeness that lurked within; he wanted to crack open piety and expose hypocrisy; he wanted to break taboos and squeeze wisdom from their bloody hearts; he wanted to achieve a state of amoral grace, and be baptized backwards into ignorance and simplicity. J. K. Rowling
You hear the best stories from ordinary people. That sense of immediacy is more real to me than a lot of writerly, literary-type crafted stories. I want that immediacy when I read a novel. Chuck Palahniuk
Sri Chinmoy quote: "Deepen your faith in yourself. Nothing will be able. To..."
Deepen your faith in yourself. Nothing will be able. To frighten or weaken you. Sri Chinmoy
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The swift wind of compromise is a lot more devastating than the sudden jolt of misfortune. Charles R. Swindoll
Joni Mitchell quote: "We are stardust, we are golden, We are billion year old..."
We are stardust, we are golden, We are billion year old carbon, And we got to get ourselves back to the garden. Joni Mitchell
I became educated to the fact that the greatest pain does not come zooming down from a distant planet, but from the depths of the heart. Of course, both could happen; your wife and child could leave you, and you could be sitting alone in your empty house with nothing to live for, and in addition the Martians could bore through the roof and get you. Philip K. Dick
I would be lying if I said the journalism doesn't reflect my own choices as a reporter and a writer: what to say, what to emphasize, how to say it, what is true or untrue. David Simon
Frederick Leboyer quote: "This tragic brow, these closed eyes, eyebrows raised and knotted."
This tragic brow, these closed eyes, eyebrows raised and knotted. Frederick Leboyer
I have a million things to talk to you about. All I want in this world is you. I want to see you and talk. I want the two of us to begin everything from the beginning. Haruki Murakami
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn quote: "A man is happy so long as he chooses to be happy."
A man is happy so long as he chooses to be happy. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Haruki Murakami quote: "Sometimes I get real lonely sleeping with you."
Sometimes I get real lonely sleeping with you. Haruki Murakami
What's that supposed to be anyway?" said Fred squinting at Dobby's painting. "Looks like a Gibbon with two black eyes!" "It's Harry," said George pointing at the back of the picture. "Says so on the back." "Good likeness," said Fred grinning. Harry threw his new homework diary at him. J. K. Rowling
Terence McKenna quote: "The race isn't to the swift, it's to the thoughtful."
The race isn't to the swift, it's to the thoughtful. Terence McKenna
Jose Marti quote: "A genuine man goes to the roots. To be a radical is no more..."
A genuine man goes to the roots. To be a radical is no more than that: to go to the roots. Jose Marti
Nothing could be taken for granted. Women who loved you tried to cut your throat, while women who didn't even know your name scrubbed your back. Witches could sound like Katharine Hepburn and your best friend could try to strangle you. Smack in the middle of an orchid there might be a blob of jello and inside a Mickey Mouse doll, a fixed and radiant star. Toni Morrison