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Janet Evanovich Quotes

Janet Evanovich quotes

American Writer April 22, 1943

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Janet Evanovich quote: "Diesel is back," Ranger said. Yes. How did you know?"I woke up..."
Diesel is back," Ranger said. Yes. How did you know?"I woke up with a migraine this morning." Ranger said. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "I hate mornings. They start so early."
I hate mornings. They start so early. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "I wasn't always a writer. When I went to college and majored..."
I wasn't always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then I was a stay-at-home mom. Janet Evanovich
Yeah. Almost as surprising as when you nailed me with your father's car."In the interest of avoiding confrontation, I felt compelled to explain. I didn't feel obliged to do it convincingly. "It was an accident. My foot slipped."That was no accident. You jumped the goddamn curb and followed me down the sidewalk. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "I don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of..."
I don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she's got a pimple. Janet Evanovich
Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there's nothing you like. And then, as luck would have it, the next week you find two that are perfect, but you don't have the money to buy both."- Janet Evanovich
Go figure that. Joseph Morelli with a house, a dog, a steady job, and an SUV. And on odd days of the month he woke up wanting to marry me. It turns out want to marry him on even days of the month, so to date we've been spared commitment. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail...."
It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail. It's a pretty good one too. Janet Evanovich
Ranger clicked his penlight on. "Hang onto me if you can't see." I curled me hand into the back of his cargo pants just above his gun belt. "I'm good to go."He was still for a beat. "You could have held on to my jacket," he said. "Would you rather I do that?"No. Not even a little. Janet Evanovich
Morelli was wearing a blazer over a black knit shirt, He took a seat, and his jacket swung wide, exposing the gun at his hip."Nice piece!" Grandma said. "What is it? Is that a forty-five?"It's a nine- millimeter."Don't suppose you'd let me see it," Grandma said. "I'd sure like to get the feel of a gun like that."No!" said everyone in unison."I shot a chicken once," Grandma explained to Morelli. "It was an accident."Where did you shoot it?" he finally asked."In the gumpy," Grandma said. "Shot... Janet Evanovich
Is there anything else you need from me' Ranger asked. Not right now.'There will come a time,' Ranger said. 'Let me know when.' And he disconnected. I opened the freezer and stuck my head in to cool off. If there'd been any more innuendo in that conversation, I could have fried an egg on my forehead. Janet Evanovich
I don't want a new man."I'll be dead someday," my mother said. "And then what? You'll wish you had someone."I have a hamster. Janet Evanovich
I pulled into the Grand Union parking lot and drove to the end of the mall where the bank was located. I parked at a safe distance from other cars, exited the BMW, and set the alarm. You want me to stay with the car in case someone's riding around with a bomb in his backseat looking for a place to put it?" Lula asked. Not necessary. Ranger says the car has sensors."Ranger give you a car with bomb sensors? The head of the CIA don't even have a car with bomb sensors. I hear they give him a... Janet Evanovich
The kid pulled a Buck knife out of his pants pocket. "How about giving me your purse, bitch?" Sally hiked up his skirt, reached into his briefs and pulled out a Glock. "How about using that knife to slice off your balls?" Lula whipped a gun out of her red satin purse and Grandma hauled out her .45 long-barrel. "Day my make, punk," Grandma said. "Hey, I don't want any trouble," the kid said. "We were just having some fun." "I want to shoot him," Sally said. "Nobody'll tell, right?" "No fair,"... Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like..."
Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you. Janet Evanovich

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