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Janet Evanovich Quotes

Janet Evanovich quotes

American Writer April 22, 1943

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I go to bars and restaurants, and I sit and I eavesdrop on people and I watch people in shopping centers and, you know, I read the newspapers and I talk to the Trenton cops, and I just get a lot of information that comes in that somehow turns into a book. Janet Evanovich
Am I to assume you would rather not have us as clients?" "Let me think about that for a nanosecond," Dickie said. "Yes! Last time you were in my office you tried to kill me." "That's an exaggeration. Maim you, yes. Kill you, probably not." Janet Evanovich
I'm sorry about your Porsche" - StephanieI can replace the Porsche. I can't replace you. You need to be more careful." - RangerI was just sitting in your car!" - StephanieBabe, you're a magnet for disaster." - Ranger Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same..."
I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times. Janet Evanovich
My mother drove back to the intersection. "Who are you dating?" "Don't ask," I said. I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to..."
There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing."Ranger Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating..."
Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness. Janet Evanovich
No Ranger in sight. That's because he's in the wind. You can't see the wind. Or maybe the wind went home to watch Tuesday night fights. Janet Evanovich
I was on my back, looking up at Morelli through cobwebs, and my first thought was that the 7-Eleven victim had exacted revenge on me, and I’d been stun gunned. The cobwebs cleared, and I discounted stun gunning. “What happened?” I asked Morelli. “You fainted.” “That’s ridiculous.” “I agree, but if someone sent me a dead woman I might faint, too.” He was down on one knee, bending over me. “Are you ready to get up?” “I need a moment.” “Don’t take too long. People will think I’m proposing. Janet Evanovich
My father would eat cat shit if it was salted, fried, or frosted, but it took an act of Congress to get him to eat a vegetable. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "It's not a good idea to mess with a woman who has a pimple"
It's not a good idea to mess with a woman who has a pimple Janet Evanovich
As a backup, I intended to get a quart of defense spray. I wasn't much good with a gun, but I was bitchin' with an aerosol can. Janet Evanovich
Holy bejeezus,” Lula said, eyes bugged out, looking at the building. “This is scaring the crap out of me. This is like where Dracula would live if he didn’t have any money and was a crack-head. I bet it’s filled with rabid bats and killer snakes and hairy spiders as big as dinner plated. Janet Evanovich
He doesn’t look very smart,” Diesel said. “He’s not even giving me the finger.” “Can monkey’s do that?” Hal asked. Carl gave him the finger. “Cool!” Hal said. Janet Evanovich
Cripes, I can’t keep up on this political correct shit. I don’t even know what to call myself. One minute I’m black. Then I’m African American. Then I’m a person of color. Who the hell makes these rules up, anyhow? Janet Evanovich

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