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Janet Evanovich Quotes

Janet Evanovich quotes

American Writer April 22, 1943

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I shuddered at the mention of Mrs. Stegger."What's that about?" Ranger asked."Mrs. Steeger is the Antichrist."Damn," Ranger said. "I left my Antichrist gun at home."Looks like you brought everything else."Never know when you'll need some tear gas."If we have to gas Mrs. Steeger, it"ll ruin my chances of being Miss Burg in the Mayflower parade. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli...."
I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "You sure you don't want to go? Grandma Mazur asked my mother."
You sure you don't want to go? Grandma Mazur asked my mother. Janet Evanovich
On the bright side, I'm sure this isn't the last time you'll ever get firebombed, so maybe you'll have better luck next time. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women..."
It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive."Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car. Janet Evanovich
I was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness. “I was at my desk, and Mickey told me I had to come out to take a look,” Morelli said. “It’s floor,” I told him. “I can see that. If we add some milk and eggs, we can turn you into a cake. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God,..."
As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper. Janet Evanovich
That’s how you tell what a man’s really made of. It’s one thing for a man to be big and brave and kill a spider. Any man could do that. Trailin’ after a woman when she’s shopping for thongs and push-up bras is a whole other category of man. And then if you want to see how far you can go with it, you ask him to carry one of those little pink bags they give you. Janet Evanovich
She's wacko. I should have known she was wacko from the beginning. She had a thing about spies. Was always watching those stupid Bond movies. I'd be banging her from behind, and she'd be watching James Bond on the television. Can you believe it?"~(Written during Pierce Brosnan's 007 days so, yeah, I CAN believe it!) "Four To Score Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or..."
You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently? ~ Morelli Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "Maybe next time we just open the door and start out with some..."
Maybe next time we just open the door and start out with some bitch slapping. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was..."
It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything. Janet Evanovich
There’s always tomorrow.” “Exactly,” she said, finishing off her first doughnut, selecting a second. Maybe she wouldn’t starve to death, she decided. Maybe she’d eat herself into obesity and explode. Death by doughnut. Janet Evanovich
Ranger declined the butterscotch pudding, not wanting to disrupt the consistency of his blood sugar level. I had two puddings and coffee, choosing to keep my pancreas at peak performance. Use it or lose it is my philosophy. Janet Evanovich
He’s sort of a homeless horse,” I said. “I’m leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won’t be back for a couple days. You can put the horse in the garage, but I don’t want that horse in my apartment.” “Who would put a horse in an apartment? That’s dumb.” “Where’s the horse staying now?” “My apartment.” “I can always count on you to brighten my day,” Ranger said. And he disconnected. Janet Evanovich

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