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Russell Brand quote: "My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung..."

My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.

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Today is the first of August. It is hot, steamy and wet. It is raining. I am tempted to write a poem. But I remember what it said on one rejection slip: 'After a heavy rainfall, poems titled 'Rain' pour in from across the nation. Sylvia Plath
The misfortune of our time is just this, that it has become simply nothing else but 'time', the temporal, which is impatient of hearing anything about eternity. Soren Kierkegaard
Michael Lewis quote: "I think that fans are always looking for someone to blame...."
I think that fans are always looking for someone to blame. Wouldn't it be nice if they looked in the mirror? Michael Lewis
Elizabeth Kenny quote: "He who angers you conquers you."
He who angers you conquers you. Elizabeth Kenny
Baltasar Gracian quote: "He that can live alone resembles the brute beast in nothing,..."
He that can live alone resembles the brute beast in nothing, the sage in much, and God in everything. Baltasar Gracian
Agnes Smedley quote: "For the first week of the Sian events I was a first aid worker..."
For the first week of the Sian events I was a first aid worker in the streets of Sian. Agnes Smedley
I can’t fight the sun. I can only watch helplessly as it drags me into a day that I’ve been dreading for months. Katniss Everdeen Suzanne Collins
Ludwig von Mises quote: "To defeat the aggressors is not enough to make peace durable...."
To defeat the aggressors is not enough to make peace durable. The main thing is to discard the ideology that generates war. Ludwig von Mises
The fact is that it is reasonable for us to say that there is going to be an emergency that happens in this country that we cannot budget for. Katrina is an example. Allyson Schwartz
Tennessee Williams quote: "Oh, you can't describe someone you're in love with!"
Oh, you can't describe someone you're in love with! Tennessee Williams
Plato quote: "Writing is the geometry of the soul."
Writing is the geometry of the soul. Plato
I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity. George Carlin
When I was young, some women told me they loved me for my long eyelashes. I accepted. Later it was for my wit. Then for my power and money. Then for my talent. Then for my mind-deep. OK, I can handle all of it. The only woman who scares me is the one who loves me for myself alone. I have plans for her. I have poisons and daggers and dark graves in caves to hide her head. She can't be allowed to live. Especially if she's sexually faithful and never lies and always puts me ahead of everything... Mario Puzo
It was a saying about noble figures in old Irish poems—he would give his hawk to any man that asked for it, yet he loved his hawk better than men nowadays love their bride of tomorrow. He would mourn a dog with more grief than men nowadays mourn their fathers. Ted Hughes
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I have a more direct avenue to expression as an artist than I ever would as a politician. Serj Tankian