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The difference between lie and lay. Lay is always passive. Even men used to say, I'd like to get laid. Though sometimes they said, I'd like to lay her. All this is pure speculation. I don't really know what men used to say. I had only their words for it. Margaret Atwood
Now that I am a Christian I do have moods in which the whole thing looks very improbable: but when I was an atheist I had moods in which Christianity looked terribly probable. C. S. Lewis
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I was raised a Christian, but I wouldn't call myself a Christian now. I think when I was younger it was easier to focus on the negative, nihilist vision... this is sort of picking up on the other half of the body, which is God and white light. Billy Corgan
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Frank Herbert quote: "Too Much Knowledge never makes for Simple Decisions."
Too Much Knowledge never makes for Simple Decisions. Frank Herbert
...no doubt much will be said elsewhere by the armies of bigotry and punditry. Let them volley and thunder. I'll speak of bookish things. Salman Rushdie
The result is that you are now experiencing what we experienced in the war in Algeria: The Israeli government says that it is a victim of terrorist activity, but this activity is less visible than the military strikes. Jean-Marie Le Pen
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The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off. Jean Cocteau
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Oh, must we dream our dreamsand have them, too? Elizabeth Bishop
I worship you, but I loathe marriage. I hate its smugness, its safety, its compromise and the thought of you interfering with my work, hindering me; what would you answer? Virginia Woolf
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What is wrong with George Bush? What is his problem? Ed Smith
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