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Steven Wright quotes about die

American Comedian December 6, 1955

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Steven Wright quote: "I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends..."
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a..."
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction."
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was..."
I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "How young can you die of old age?"
How young can you die of old age? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "When an evil masochist dies, does he go to hell, or would..."
When an evil masochist dies, does he go to hell, or would heaven be a better punishment? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying."
I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Once I tried to kill myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost..."
Once I tried to kill myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying. Steven Wright

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