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Steven Wright quotes about people

American Comedian December 6, 1955

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Steven Wright quote: "Light travels faster than sound. Isn't that why people appear..."
Light travels faster than sound. Isn't that why people appear bright before you hear them speak? Steven Wright
I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "If God dropped acid, would he see people?"
If God dropped acid, would he see people? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights...."
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "There was a power outage at a department store yesterday...."
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have."
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?"
Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked,..."
The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live..."
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious! Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of..."
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I like to reminisce with people I don't know."
I like to reminisce with people I don't know. Steven Wright

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