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Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen quotes

American Director December 1, 1935

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Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "No, thanks. I already own a penguin."
No, thanks. I already own a penguin. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money..."
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. Woody Allen
By now they had mastered my own language, but they still made simple mistakes, like using 'hermeneutics,' when they meant 'heuristic'. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that..."
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty..."
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food:..."
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "If she were lying on a plate with a herring, you wouldn't be..."
If she were lying on a plate with a herring, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Woody Allen
I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap..."
And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They..."
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when..."
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... ..."
I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep. Woody Allen
Woody Allen quote: "Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and..."
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words. Woody Allen

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