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Woody Allen quote: "And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap..."

And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.

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I went along doing the one-salad-a-night routine for a year. And I remember feeling so tired and depressed and irritable. I had no personal life. I was always flying someplace - weekends, holidays, vacations. Dinners at night were no fun because I couldn't eat. Carol Alt
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