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Banana Quotes

Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway. Anne Lamott
Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana. Terry Prachett
The thin girl was gulping down one of Richard's bananas in what was, Richard reflected, the least erotic display of banana-eating he had ever seen. Neil Gaiman
I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas "are" funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier. Joe Murray
Mitch Hedberg quote: "My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No,..."
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.' Mitch Hedberg
Terry Prachett quote: "Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know..."
Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped. Terry Prachett
I bet you think fellas are the ones to remember a girl -- don't you?"He shook his head hurriedly, that he'd always thought that."Fellas have all the fun 'n she just sees one right after another, so it seems like HE'D remember her, better 'n SHE'D remember him, only it works the other way around. I ain't forgot one single fella, all these years. But I bet there ain't TWO 'd know me from a big of bananas this minute. Nelson Algren
This is the story of two men who met in a banana republic. One of them never did anything dishonest in his life except for one crazy minute. The other never did anything honest in his life except for one crazy minute. Preston Sturges
Raymond Chandler quote: "I belonged in Idle Valley like a pearl onion on a banana split."
I belonged in Idle Valley like a pearl onion on a banana split. Raymond Chandler
Federico Garcia Lorca quote: "I'll go to Santiago. And the banana tree a jellyfish."
I'll go to Santiago. And the banana tree a jellyfish. Federico Garcia Lorca
David Sedaris quote: "Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did..."
Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat. David Sedaris
He could not understand why he had needed so many words to explain what he felt in war because one was enough: fear.~Jose Aracadio Segundo BuendiaAfter the second banana slaughter Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber, poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel? Allen Ginsberg
My grandfather's short employ at the Ford Motor Company marked the only time any Stephanides has ever worked in the automotive industry. Instead of cars, we could become manufacturers of hamburger platters and Greek salads, industrialists of spanakopita and grilled cheese sandwiches, technocrats of rice pudding and banana cream pie. Our assembly line was the grill; our heavy machinery, the soda fountain. Jeffrey Eugenides
Truman Capote quote: "Leave it to me: I'm always top banana in the shock department."
Leave it to me: I'm always top banana in the shock department. Truman Capote

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