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Bumper Quotes

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.' Demetri Martin
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty. Carl Hiaasen
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car. George Carlin
Their bumper sticker read GUN CONTROL IS MIND CONTROL. In situations like this, you want to stick close to people in right-wing fringe groups. Don DeLillo
"Biggest case we've had here in five years was when Dan Schwartz got drunk and shot up his own trailer, then he went on the run, down Main Street, in his wheelchair, waving this darn shotgun, shouting that he would shoot anyone that got in his way, that no one would stop him from getting to the interstate. I think he was on his way to Washington to shoot the president. I still laugh whenever I think of Dan heading down the interstate in that wheelchair of his with the bumper sticker on the... Neil Gaiman
I'm not all that big on rides. I sort of like bumper cars but I don't really go to Disneyland all that much unless if have nieces and nephews or people to take. Anjelica Huston
The coolest thing, and I have it at home, is a huge Hulk Hogan, normal-sized pinball machine. When people come over they play it for hours. When you hit the bumpers and the bells ring it goes, 'Oh yeah!' The whole time you're playing this machine it's yelling and screaming at you, 'What you gonna do, brother?!' I think that's the coolest. Hulk Hogan
We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins. David Cross
David Cross quote: "I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do..."
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. David Cross
Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need. Solomon Ortiz
We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple there's a shot from the bumper of a car and it's going up this road and a huge flock of birds takes off at the perfect moment. Ethan Coen
'Cold Case Files' and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news chat shows continue to force the myth that Americans can't stand detail and have no interest in an idea that can't fit on a bumper sticker. Hal Sparks
President Obama's version of America is a divided one - pitting us against each other based on our income level, gender, and social status. His policies have failed! We are not better off than we were 4 years ago, and no rhetoric, bumper sticker, or campaign ad can change that. Mia Love
Richard Brinsley Sheridan quote: "A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than..."
A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar. Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Charles M. Schulz quote: "There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker."
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. Charles M. Schulz

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