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Butt Quotes (page 2)

Charlaine Harris quote: "Alcide: "It's on my right butt cheek. It's shaped like a..."
Alcide: "It's on my right butt cheek. It's shaped like a rabbit."Sookie: "I love bunnies! Charlaine Harris
Janet Evanovich quote: "I need mood music. I gotta get myself ready to kick butt."Lula..."
I need mood music. I gotta get myself ready to kick butt."Lula - High Five Janet Evanovich
Whatever is he saying?" said a voice, very near, distinct and shrill through the warblings of the Super-Wurlitzer. The Savage violently started and, uncovering his face, looked round. Five khaki twins, each with the stump of a long eclair in his right hand, and their identical faces variously smeared with liquid chocolate, were standing in a row, puggily goggling at him. They met his eyes and simultaneously grinned. One of them pointed with his eclair butt. "Is she dead?"he asked. Aldous Huxley
Chuck Palahniuk quote: "The crap and the trash of the world. Post-consumer human butt..."
The crap and the trash of the world. Post-consumer human butt wipe that no one would ever go to the trouble to recycle. Chuck Palahniuk
Some people can work their butts off and never get what they're aiming for while others can get it without any effort at all. Haruki Murakami
That's how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your butt and they're looking' to find poloponies. Janet Evanovich
Charlaine Harris quote: "Eric: ''What part do you like best?'' Sookie: ''oh your butt''..."
Eric: ''What part do you like best?'' Sookie: ''oh your butt'' Eric: ''My...Bottom?'' Sookie: ''yep Charlaine Harris
Tina Fey quote: "I went back outside and manually released my butt cheeks."
I went back outside and manually released my butt cheeks. Tina Fey
You know, sometimes I'll go to an 8th-grade graduation and there's all that pomp and circumstance and gowns and flowers. And I think to myself, it's just 8th grade ... An 8th-grade education doesn't cut it today. Let's give them a handshake and tell them to get their butts back in the library! Barack Obama
If you're not a race driver, stay the hell home. Don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Get the hell out of the race car if you've got feathers on your legs or butt. Put a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat that candy ass. Dale Earnhardt
Chuck Palahniuk quote: "As the French say, who doesn't like getting their butt sucked?"
As the French say, who doesn't like getting their butt sucked? Chuck Palahniuk
Tom Hanks quote: "You learn more from getting your butt kicked than getting it..."
You learn more from getting your butt kicked than getting it kissed. Tom Hanks
Olivia Goldsmith quote: "Sammy’s so confused he don’t know whether to scratch his watch..."
Sammy’s so confused he don’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt. -Steel Magnolias Olivia Goldsmith
Brad Pitt quote: "Shoving feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
Shoving feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. Brad Pitt
The pinup girl, Betty Grable, sprayed her bare butt and breasts with hairspray until they were wet. That way the top and bottom of her swimsuitstayed glued where she wanted. Hairspray inside your high heels works the same way. Chuck Palahniuk

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