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Car Quotes (page 9)

I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving. David Attenborough
Mario Andretti quote: "You're safer in the race car than you are in cars going to and..."
You're safer in the race car than you are in cars going to and from the track. Mario Andretti
Marc Andreessen quote: "The days when a car aficionado could repair his or her own car..."
The days when a car aficionado could repair his or her own car are long past, due primarily to the high software content. Marc Andreessen
Google is working on self-driving cars, and they seem to work. People are so bad at driving cars that computers don't have to be that good to be much better. Marc Andreessen
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. Scott Adams
Choose us. Choose life. Choose mortgage payments; choose washing machines; choose cars; choose sitting oan a couch watching mind-numbing and spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fuckin junk food intae yir mooth. Choose rotting away, pishing and shiteing yersel in a home, a total fuckin embarrassment tae the selfish, fucked-up brats ye've produced. Choose life. Irvine Welsh
Stephen King quote: "If your car won't start, curse it ... and be sure you curse it..."
If your car won't start, curse it ... and be sure you curse it female. Stephen King
Sometimes you can see car crashes from a long way off, if the road is straight and both vehicles are heading towards each other in the same lane. Nick Hornby
Here’s another question I have. How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness. Name 6 ways we’re better than chickens. See, nobody can do it! You know why? ‘Cause chickens are decent people. You don’t see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don’t see a chicken strapping some guy into a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car... George Carlin
J. D. Salinger quote: "I don’t even like old cars. I’d rather have a goddam horse. A..."
I don’t even like old cars. I’d rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God’s sake! J. D. Salinger
Haruki Murakami quote: "Once she was out of the car and gone, my world was suddenly..."
Once she was out of the car and gone, my world was suddenly hollow and meaningless. Haruki Murakami
Cradle Song for Eleano?: Sleep, my darling, sleep; The pity of it all Is all we compass if We watch disaster fall. Put off your twenty-odd Encumbered years and creep Into the only heaven, The robber? cave of sleep. The wild grass will whisper, Lights of passing cars Will streak across your dreams And fumble at the stars; Life will tap the window Only too soon again, Life will have her answer? Do not ask her when. When the winsome bubble Shivers, when the bough Breaks, will be... Louis MacNeice
Garrison Keillor quote: "Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian..."
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. Garrison Keillor
You figured most of them would probably marry dopey guys. Guys that talk about how many miles they get to a gallon in their goddam cars. Guys that get sore and childish as hell if you beat them at golf, or even just some stupid game like ping-pong. Guys that are very mean. Guys that never read books. J. D. Salinger
Stephenie Meyer quote: "I'm not like a car Jacob, now matter how you try to fix me,..."
I'm not like a car Jacob, now matter how you try to fix me, I'll never run right. Stephenie Meyer

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