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Funny Quotes

Bob Newhart quote: "Funny is funny is funny."
Funny is funny is funny. Bob Newhart
Chris Rock quote: "Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't..."
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. Chris Rock
Don Rickles quote: "Funny is funny."
Funny is funny. Don Rickles
Funny, reely," he said. "You spend your whole life goin' to school and learnin' stuff, and they never tell you about stuff like the Bermuda Triangle and UFOs and all these Old Masters running around the inside of the Earth. Why do we have to learn boring stuff when there's all this brilliant stuff we could be learnin', that's what I want to know. Terry Prachett
Dean Koontz quote: "Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even..."
Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. Dean Koontz
Funny how new facts pop up and make you doubt that there's any goodness in life. Everyone pretends to be normal and be your friend, but underneath, everyone is living some other life you don't know about... James Franco
Dawn French quote: "Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men..."
Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman Dawn French
Stephenie Meyer quote: "Funny how even knowing it was over the hold she had on me only..."
Funny how even knowing it was over the hold she had on me only got harder to break. Stephenie Meyer
Mary Higgins Clark quote: "Funny, when you finally faced reality, it was amazing how..."
Funny, when you finally faced reality, it was amazing how clearly you could see things. Mary Higgins Clark
Funny how we think of romance as always involving two, when the romance of solitude can be ever so much more delicious and intense. Tom Robbins
Douglas Adams quote: "Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any..."
Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does. Douglas Adams
Sherman Alexie quote: "Funny how a little politeness can change people's minds."
Funny how a little politeness can change people's minds. Sherman Alexie
Stephenie Meyer quote: "Funny how it kept hitting me, like each new thing was a..."
Funny how it kept hitting me, like each new thing was a surprise. When was I going to stop being surprised? Stephenie Meyer
Cory Doctorow quote: "Funny, for all surveillance, Osama bin Laden is still freeand..."
Funny, for all surveillance, Osama bin Laden is still freeand we're not. Guess who's winning the "war on terror? Cory Doctorow
Funny business, a woman's career. The things you drop on your way up the ladder-- so you can move faster-- you forget you'll need them when you go back to being a woman. That's one career all females have in common whether we like it or not. Being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter what other careers we've had or wanted. And in the last analysis nothing is any good unless you can look up just before dinner-- or turn around in bed-- and there he is. Without that... Bette Davis

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