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Golfing Quotes (page 7)

We know that golf is an ancient game with great history and tradition, but our golf is only 10 years old so don't judge us too harshly. Nursultan Nazarbayev
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi quote: "I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play..."
I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf. Abdullah Ahmad Badawi
I don't think the philosophy really changes between men and women. I think golf courses need to become more distance-friendly overall. I think golf courses almost need to develop a more generic set of tees instead of calling them black, blue, red or whatever. Amy Alcott
You figured most of them would probably marry dopey guys. Guys that talk about how many miles they get to a gallon in their goddam cars. Guys that get sore and childish as hell if you beat them at golf, or even just some stupid game like ping-pong. Guys that are very mean. Guys that never read books. J. D. Salinger
Elizabeth Gilbert quote: "you have the opposite of poker face. You have like........."
you have the opposite of poker face. You have like...... miniature golf face. Elizabeth Gilbert
I have been taking stock of my 50 years since I left Wichita in 1922 at the age of 15 to become a dancer with Ruth St. Denis and Ted Shawn. How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything -- spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying.' I tried with all my heart. Louise Brooks
So I do have this ambivalence. Obviously I'm against militaries, because of what militaries do. In many ways though, the air force was unmilitary-like. They dropped bombs on people, but...they had a golf course. George Carlin
I noticed that she wore her evening dress, all her dresses, like sports clothes-there was a jauntiness about her movements as if she had first learned to walk upon a golf course on clean, crisp, mornings. F. Scott Fitzgerald
Ewan McGregor quote: "I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I`m..."
I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I`m really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it. Ewan McGregor
He charged the ranks of the goblins of Mount Gram in the Battle of the Green Fields, and knocked their king Golfimbul's head clean off with a wooden club. It sailed a hundred yards through the air and went down a rabbit-hole, and in this way the battle was won and the game of Golf invented at the same moment. J. R. R. Tolkien
Bliss—a-second-by-second joy and gratitude at the gift of being alive, conscious—lies on the other side of crushing, crushing boredom. Pay close attention to the most tedious thing you can find (Tax Returns, Televised Golf) and, in waves, a boredom like you’ve never known will wash over you and just about kill you. Ride these out, and it’s like stepping from black and white into color. Like water after days in the desert. Instant bliss in every atom. David Foster Wallace
And the wind shall say: 'Here were decent Godless people: Their only monument the asphalt road. And a thousand lost golf balls. T. S. Eliot
The end of the story of Batman is he's dead. Because, in the end, the Batman dies. What else am I going to do? Retire and play golf? It doesn't work that way. It can't. I fight until I drop. And one day, I will drop. Neil Gaiman
Hank Aaron quote: "It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in..."
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course. Hank Aaron
We wanted to blast the world free of history.... picture yourself planting radishes and seed potatoes on the fifteenth green of a forgotten golf course. You'll hunt elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center, and dig clams next to the skeleton of the Space Needle leaning at a forty-five degree angle. We'll paint the skyscrapers with huge totem faces and goblin tikis, and every evening what's left of mankind will retreat to empty zoos and lock itself in cages as... Chuck Palahniuk

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