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Jersey Quotes (page 2)

Janet Evanovich quote: "Damn, I thought everyone carried a gun in New Jersey!!!"
Damn, I thought everyone carried a gun in New Jersey!!! Janet Evanovich
Woody Allen quote: "The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike..."
The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey. Woody Allen
Janet Evanovich quote: "It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was..."
It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything. Janet Evanovich
Tastykakes are just another of the many advantages of living in Jersey. They’re made in Philly and shipped to Trenton in all their fresh squishiness. I read once that 439,000 Butterscotch Krimpets are baked every day. And not a heck of a lot of them find their way to New Hampshire. All that snow and scenery and what good does it do you without Tastykakes? Janet Evanovich
On typical days, (dust) is simply irritating. On Roid Rage days, it made me want to stomp down to the highway, pull drivers out of their cars, and bash their faces into pavement; Suck up that dirt like a good little Electrolux, Jersey Boy Bitch. Augusten Burroughs
The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and the armed schizophrenics."Connie Rosolli Janet Evanovich
Well, after all, this is the age of the disposable tissue. Blow your nose on a person, wad them, flush them away, reach for another, blow, wad, flush. Everyone using everyone else's coattails. How are you supposed to root for the home team when you don't even have a program or know the names? For that matter, what color jersey's are they reading as they trot out to the feild? Ray Bradbury
Paul Muldoon quote: "I live in New Jersey now, which always gets a bad rap here and..."
I live in New Jersey now, which always gets a bad rap here and there, but I must say, I enjoy living here too. Paul Muldoon
From the time I was 3, I wanted to be a major-league player. To accomplish that at 35, get my name on my jersey, be in the clubhouse with major-league players, see my family for the first time in three months, be in my home state and pitch the day I got called up, was incredible. Jim Morris
One of my assistants found this old German machine. It was originally used to make underwear. Like Chanel, who started with underwear fabric - jerseys - we used the machine that made underwear to make something else. Issey Miyake
Mark Messier quote: "My jersey hanging from the ceiling is going to be a symbol of..."
My jersey hanging from the ceiling is going to be a symbol of the hard work of the people I played with. Mark Messier
The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back. Steve Garvey
I do feel we can create more jobs and opportunities for Jersey City residents, but in the spirit of free enterprise, I do not think it is right to force companies to hire a fixed percentage of local residents. Vincent Frank
Bobby Flay quote: "Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would..."
Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. Bobby Flay
Anita Diament quote: "My early childhood was spent in Newark, New Jersey, but my..."
My early childhood was spent in Newark, New Jersey, but my family moved to Denver when I was 12. Anita Diament

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