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Joe Quotes (page 4)

I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same fifty percent rate. Half the time I get what I want, half the time I don't...Same as the four-leaf clover and the horseshoe...same as the voodoo lady who tells you your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles. It's all the same...so just pick your superstition, sit back, make a wish, and enjoy yourself... George Carlin
The newspaper articles that Joe had read about the upcoming Senate investigation into comic books always cited "escapism" among the litany of injurious consequences of their reading, and dwelled on the pernicious effect, on young minds, of satisfying the desire to escape. As if there could be any more noble or necessary service in life. Michael Chabon
Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now."Joe Morelli's mom Janet Evanovich
There have been occasions in my later life (I suppose as in most lives) when I have felt for a time as if a thick curtain had fallen on all its interest and romance, to shut me out from anything save dull endurance any more. Never has that curtain dropped so heavy and blank, as when my way in life lay stretched out straight before me through the newly-entered road of apprenticeship to Joe. Charles Dickens
I wondered...if there should be anything wrong with Sen. Joe McCarthy (Republican) of Wisconsin which a .577 solid would not cure. Ernest Hemingway
I'm a moldy moldy man. I'm moldy thru and thru. I'm a moldy moldy man. You would not think it true. I'm moldy til my eyeballs. I'm moldy til my toe. I will not dance I shyballs. I'm such a humble Joe. John Lennon
Why hell yes, Joe Bob! A cripple can always get himself a wooden leg, or a glass eye, or a metal hook for a hand, or any of that mess -- but there ain't no known substitute for a big dick. I guess you is out of luck! Larry McMurtry
Roald Dahl quote: "I've heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes..."
I've heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.-Grandpa Joe Roald Dahl
Only Hungry Joe had something better to do each time he finished his missions. He had screaming nightmares and won fist fights with Huple's cat. Joseph Heller
Chuck Palahniuk quote: "I am Joe's Complete Lack of Surprise."
I am Joe's Complete Lack of Surprise. Chuck Palahniuk
Augusten Burroughs quote: "Will I end up in Hell along with the Hamburger Helping Hand,..."
Will I end up in Hell along with the Hamburger Helping Hand, Joe Camel and Wendy, the Snapple Lady? Augusten Burroughs
Chuck Palahniuk quote: "I am Joe's Enraged, Inflamed, sense of rejection."
I am Joe's Enraged, Inflamed, sense of rejection. Chuck Palahniuk
Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No Ranger. His eyes locked on Diesel. 'Not the psycho,' he said. Diesel blew out a sigh. My father turned to my mother. 'Get me the carving knife. Make sure it's sharp. Janet Evanovich
Or maybe he was seeing double. Bad stuff, gin. Should ‘ave switched to rum a long time ago. Good stuff, rum. You could drink it, or take a bath in it. No, that was gin — he meant Joe. Robert A. Heinlein
The reporter asked, "why did you play so hard."Because there might have been somebody in the stands today who'd never seen my play before, and might never see me again"-Joe DiMaggio Joe DiMaggio

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