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Parking Space Quotes

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. Evan Esar
I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far. Billy Connolly
Barbara Johnson quote: "Men are like parking spaces, the good ones are already taken..."
Men are like parking spaces, the good ones are already taken and the ones left are running out of their metres Barbara Johnson
Will Rogers quote: "The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. Will Rogers
Terry McMillan quote: "Because after my marriage fell apart I felt like an empty..."
Because after my marriage fell apart I felt like an empty parking space, and James just pulled into it. Terry McMillan
Most people don't grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call that maturity. What that is, is aging. Maya Angelou
I know a man who drives 600 yards to work. I know a woman who gets in her car to go a quarter of a mile to a college gymnasium to walk on a treadmill, then complains passionately about the difficulty of finding a parking space. When I asked her once why she didn't walk to the gym and do five minutes less on the treadmill, she looked at me as if I were being willfully provocative. 'Because I have a program for the treadmill,' she explained. 'It records my distance and speed, and I can adjust... Bill Bryson
Probably the single most important thing about the Nobel Prize for most people is whether they get the coveted parking space on campus. Saul Perlmutter
Discount air fares, a car in every parking space and the interstate highway system have made every place accessible - and every place alike. Ronald Steel
I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space. Laura Kightlinger
Ric Flair quote: "Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it has..."
Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it has the longest line. Ric Flair
A shadow strolled past the car, indifferent to our curbside melodrama. This was my second time imperiled in a a parked vehicle in the space of three hours. I wondered what goonish spectacles I'd overlooked in my own career as a pavement walker. Jonathan Lethem
We are all alike; we have no ties, we know nobody, we own nothing. When one of us dies, they scarcely know where to bury him. Our landlady and the delicatessen man are our mourners, and we leave nothing behind us but a frock-coat and a fiddle, or an easel, or a typewriter, or whatever took we got our living by. All we have ever managed to do is to pay our rent, that exorbitant rent that one has to pay for a few square feet of space near the heart of things. We have no house, no place, no... Willa Cather
He parks in the far corner of the lot, explaining that it is more logical to do this and then walk for fifteen seconds than it is to spend fifteen minutes looking for a closer space. Neal Stephenson
Bobby Flay quote: "My partner and I are looking at several locations on Park..."
My partner and I are looking at several locations on Park Avenue South and Midtown for a new restaurant space. Bobby Flay

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