English En
  • Deutsche De
  • English En
  • Français Fr
  • Русский Ru

We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our marketing and analytics partners who may combine it with other information you've provided to them or which they've separately collected from you. You also may to see our Privacy Policy. By clicking the OK button below, you accept our cookies.

Authors:

Waffles Quotes

I was in Nashville, Tennessee last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: 'Hey, whatcha readin' for?' Isn't that the weirdest fuckin' question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading FOR? Well, goddamnit, ya stumped me! Why do I read? Well . . . hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a... Bill Hicks
Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you couldn’t just go on the Internet and tweet it out. There was only one way to do it. You had to go outside and scream at the top of your lungs, 'I ate waffles for breakfast!' That’s why so many people ended up in institutions. They seemed crazy, but when you think about it, they were just ahead of their time. Ellen DeGeneres
J. K. Rowling quote: "Sounded like a load of waffle to me."There was some important..."
Sounded like a load of waffle to me."There was some important stuff hidden in the waffle. J. K. Rowling
Howard Dean quote: "I've waffled before. I'll waffle again."
I've waffled before. I'll waffle again. Howard Dean
Raymond Chandler quote: "Some days I feel like playing it smooth. Some days I feel like..."
Some days I feel like playing it smooth. Some days I feel like playing it like a waffle iron. Raymond Chandler
George Lopez quote: "if you make waffles, throw out the first one."
if you make waffles, throw out the first one. George Lopez
And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, "Fuck waffles. George Carlin
Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone."I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!"She hit him with a waffle iron. Charles M. Schulz
Mitch Hedberg quote: "A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap."
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. Mitch Hedberg
Barack Obama quote: "Why can't I just eat my waffle?"
Why can't I just eat my waffle? Barack Obama

Popular Topics

Popular Author