Quotation authors – comedian

A. Whitney Brown JUL 8, 1952 american Al Franken MAY 21, 1951 american Al Yankovic OCT 23, 1959 american Alan King DEC 26, 1927 american Alexei Sayle AUG 7, 1952 british Amy Poehler SEP 16, 1971 american Ana Gasteyer MAY 4, 1967 american Andrew Denton MAY 4, 1960 australian Andy Kaufman JAN 17, 1949 american Andy Milonakis JAN 30, 1976 american Andy Richter OCT 28, 1966 american Andy Samberg AUG 18, 1978 american Arabella Weir DEC 6, 1957 british Arsenio Hall FEB 12, 1955 american Arthur Guiterman NOV 20, 1871 american Aziz Ansari FEB 23, 1983 american Barry Took JUN 19, 1928 – Ben Elton MAY 3, 1959 british Ben Stiller NOV 30, 1965 american Benny Hill JAN 21, 1924 english Bernard Manning AUG 13, 1931 british Bill Cosby JUL 12, 1937 american Bill Dana OCT 5, 1924 american Bill Hicks DEC 16, 1961 american Bill Maher JAN 20, 1956 american Billy Connolly NOV 24, 1942 scottish Billy Crystal MAR 14, 1947 american Bob Hope MAY 29, 1903 american Bob Monkhouse JUN 1, 1928 english Bob Newhart SEP 5, 1929 american Bruce Vilanch NOV 23, 1948 american Buddy Hackett AUG 31, 1924 american Carol Leifer JUL 27, 1956 american Caroline Rhea APR 13, 1964 canadian Carrot Top FEB 25, 1967 american Cassandra Peterson SEP 17, 1949 american Cedric the Entertainer APR 24, 1964 american Cheech Marin JUL 13, 1946 american Chelsea Handler FEB 25, 1975 american Chevy Chase OCT 8, 1943 american Chris Elliott MAY 31, 1960 american Chris Farley FEB 15, 1964 american Chris Kattan OCT 19, 1970 american Chris Rock FEB 7, 1966 – Colin Quinn JUN 6, 1959 american Craig Ferguson MAY 17, 1962 scottish Damon Wayans SEP 4, 1960 american Dan Aykroyd JUL 1, 1952 canadian Dana Carvey JUN 2, 1955 american Dane Cook MAR 18, 1972 american Darrell Hammond OCT 8, 1955 american Dave Attell JAN 18, 1965 american Dave Chappelle AUG 24, 1973 american Dave Foley JAN 4, 1963 canadian David Alan Grier JUN 30, 1955 american David Brenner FEB 4, 1945 american David Letterman APR 12, 1947 american David Steinberg AUG 9, 1942 canadian Dawn French OCT 11, 1957 british Debra Wilson APR 26, 1970 american Demetri Martin MAY 25, 1973 american Dennis Miller NOV 3, 1953 american Dick Gregory OCT 12, 1932 american Dick Smothers NOV 20, 1939 american Don Adams APR 13, 1926 american Don Rickles MAY 8, 1926 american Dylan Moran NOV 3, 1971 irish Ed Helms JAN 24, 1974 american Eddie Cantor JAN 31, 1892 american Eddie Izzard FEB 7, 1962 british Eddie Murphy APR 3, 1961 american Elayne Boosler AUG 18, 1952 american Ellen DeGeneres JAN 26, 1958 american Emo Philips FEB 7, 1956 american Eric Idle MAR 29, 1943 english Eric Morecambe MAY 14, 1926 british Ernie Kovacs JAN 23, 1919 american Ernie Wise NOV 27, 1925 english Evan Sayet – american Fanny Brice OCT 29, 1891 american Fatty Arbuckle MAR 24, 1887 american Flip Wilson DEC 8, 1933 american Frank Carson NOV 6, 1926 irish Fred Allen MAY 31, 1894 american Fred Willard SEP 18, 1939 american Freddie Prinze JUN 22, 1954 american Gallagher JUL 24, 1946 american Garrett Morris JAN 25, 1937 american Garry Shandling NOV 29, 1949 american George Burns JAN 20, 1896 american